If your pistachio addiction has a stronghold over your sanity, the search for an inconspicuous hiding place never ends. No spot is safe for too long, so take a look at our five best hiding places courtesy of your peers.
1. The Laundry Room: does anyone ever enjoy doing laundry? We didn’t think so. Last time we checked, soap and pistachios also don’t mix, making this room the perfect pistachio hideaway. Trust us, it’s the last place anyone will go digging for your treasure.
2. Coat in the Closet: we recently heard an elderly man forgot about the $15,000 (his life savings) he left in his coat pocket before donating it. If someone can stash their life savings in a coat pocket and forget about it, we don’t think anyone will be finding your pistachios anytime soon…not even you!
3. Strapped to Your Leg: sometimes the safest place for your pistachios is strapped to inside of your leg. It might sound creepy, but at least you’ll know where your pistachios are at all times.
4. Filing Cabinet at Work: as far as we’re concerned everything on your desk is off limits! That includes all tchotchkes, your favorite pens, and that bag of Wonderful Pistachios hiding in the dark corners of your filing cabinet. Not to mention, your cabinet is far out of family’s reach.
5. Multiple Random Places: why hide an entire bag in one spot? Instead of sacrificing the whole enchilada, split the bag up into multiple parts and proceed to hide in random places. Genius!
Did we miss any good ones? Leave your hiding spots in the comments! We promise not to tell.
in the dog treat drawer!!!